2/07/2006

Chia shoes

Since teaching pays just a little less than the average CEO salary, I've figured out how to make my first million a little quicker. Indroducing my new fashion line- chia accessories!

1. Smear shoes and purses with seeds.
2. Watch them sprout!
3. Top off your ensemble with a chia hat!

Wouldn't sprouts on your shoes put an extra bounce in your step?

Anyone want to front me some start-up cash? I'm sure we could convince some Hollywood Prius-driving types that by wearing chia they are saving the earth. Plants clean the air, right?

I must have some old shoes around here somewhere...

2 comments:

Neil said...

I know you're probably joking... but I wouldn't be surprised at all...

Fashion said...

nice post....i dont understand "chia shoes" and i thought it would be like my nike shoes.....