Since teaching pays just a little less than the average CEO salary, I've figured out how to make my first million a little quicker. Indroducing my new fashion line- chia accessories!
1. Smear shoes and purses with seeds.
2. Watch them sprout!
3. Top off your ensemble with a chia hat!
Wouldn't sprouts on your shoes put an extra bounce in your step?
Anyone want to front me some start-up cash? I'm sure we could convince some Hollywood Prius-driving types that by wearing chia they are saving the earth. Plants clean the air, right?
I must have some old shoes around here somewhere...