Disclaimer: I hesitate to use the word “cannabis” in this post, because now some lost reefer-smoking soul will stumble upon this site looking for ways to grow a better high. Attention Potheads: Please move along. There’s nothing to see here.
Ok, so lately I seem to be going through a blue period. (Notice my posts on the Blue Fern and the Blue Poinsettia). Today’s blue topic will be the Blue Laws in this berry red state of South Carolina.
One Sunday morning when I was newly transplanted from Ohio, I went out to get some gardening supplies. While I didn’t expect the local nurseries to be open, I thought I could pick up a few things at one of the large hardware stores. Silly me. In the state of South Carolina, nothing opens till 12 pm on Sundays.
In fact, one of the popular fast food chains here, Chickfila, stays closed all day. My husband gets very cranky when he can’t get his chicken biscuit fix on Sunday, but stores and restaurants are private businesses. If they want to make time for their employees to go to church and be with their families, that’s OK by me to suffer a little inconvenience.
But when the government steps in and enforces these Blue Laws, that’s when I get really irked. By SC state law, no bar, restaurant, or grocery store is allowed to sell alcohol starting at 12:01 Sunday morning. What happened to separation of church and state? I’m OK with sending drunken college students home from the bars at midnight Saturday night, but what about us working folk, who never get to the grocery store during the week? Why can’t we buy a bottle of wine for our famous Spinach Lasagna when we finally get to the store on Sunday? To be fair, this has also been the case as I tried to buy some Shiraz one Sunday afternoon in Wisconsin, so I’m not picking just on South Carolina.
What I find really ironic, though, that in a state with such a moral high ground, selling books on how to grow cannabis is perfectly legal. I was browsing the gardening section of the new bookstore in town, and I was shocked to discover multiple titles on the horticulture of marijuana, including the “Cannabible”. Why isn’t this illegal paraphernalia?

I'm not suggesting that we should start banning and burning books. I'm sure if I made enough fuss, I could get the books taken out of the store. But I guess I want to live in a community where books, whatever the subject, are considered sacred. I would just like to sip on a glass of wine on Sunday while I read my books.