My neighbor piles up his yard clippings in his backyard, forming large mounds with no apparent purpose. Meanwhile, I have this fantastic urban compost tumbler, plus an old-fashioned auxiliary compost pile, to fill up. Last night I actually contemplated using the cover of darkness to steal some grass clippings. Don't worry, I have not gone totally crazy; I'm planning to knock on the door and ask permission first. I still feel a little crazy.